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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2024

How do you get a rat to smile?
– Say cheese!

How do rats keep fit?
– By practising ka-rat-e!

Have you heard about the pet rodent that the little boy’s father bought?
– I heard that it’s Papa’s New Guinea.

What Halloween costume is the most popular among pet rats in Las Vegas?
– The rat pack.

Did you know I drew a cool picture of a creature that’s half-elf and half mouse?
– I’m feeling quite proud of mouse-elf.

What do you call rats who are brothers?
– Bro-dents!

What would you name a rat with a wooden leg?
– It’d be a pi-rat-e.

How can you get a rat to smile?
– You tell it some cheesy jokes.

What won’t a pet rat ever tell you?
– His squeakrets.

What do rats eat on their birthday?
– Cake and mice cream!

Where do rats go to get drinks?
– A Squeak-easy!

Why did the rodent like doing deadlifts?
– Probably because he loved building his hamstering.

What do you call two rats in love?
– Squeakhearts!

Do you know how rats fall for rat traps?
– I mean, it’s such a cheesy setup.

What rodent is the most monstrous of them all?
– The Chinzilla.

What did the little pet rat say to its best friend?
– It said, “We’re like cheese and crackers.”

Have you heard about the boy that was checking if the mouse was wireless or not at the store?
– He was later kicked out of that particular pet store.

Why did the rat go to university?
– Because he wanted to join a f-rat-ernity!

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