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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

What do rats eat on their birthday?
– Cake and mice cream!

Where do rats go to get drinks?
– A Squeak-easy!

Why did the rodent like doing deadlifts?
– Probably because he loved building his hamstering.

What do you call two rats in love?
– Squeakhearts!

Do you know how rats fall for rat traps?
– I mean, it’s such a cheesy setup.

What rodent is the most monstrous of them all?
– The Chinzilla.

What did the little pet rat say to its best friend?
– It said, “We’re like cheese and crackers.”

Have you heard about the boy that was checking if the mouse was wireless or not at the store?
– He was later kicked out of that particular pet store.

Why did the rat go to university?
– Because he wanted to join a f-rat-ernity!

Have you heard about the boy who didn’t tell his family about his sick rat?
– He was keeping it a sec-rat.

What similarities do grass and rats have?
– Both are eaten by cats!

What pet rats can you always find on a beach?
– Palm rats.

What will a rat never tell you?
– A squeak-ret!

What did the little rat get arrested for?
– For Rat-keteering.

Why did the pet rat decide to eat the candles from the jack-o-lanterns?
– Because it wanted some light refreshments.

What kind of rat can tell you what 6.022×10^23 means?
– Mole rats.

What is a rat’s favorite movie?
– The Fast and the Furriest!

What did the little rat get arrested for?
– For Rat-keteering.

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