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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2024

Have you heard that a scientist accidentally chilled a rat at his lab to absolute zero?
– Well, first, the rat was frozen. Now he’s 0K.

What type of car insurance do rats usually have?
– Road dent insurance.

What type of car insurance do rats usually have?
– Road dent insurance.

Have you heard about the rat that got a big job in politics?
– She is a bureauc-rat now.

Did you hear about the boy that tried to bring a giant mouse home with him the other day?
– Now the family has a lifetime ban from Disney world.

I play in a band called Arrogant Rat.
– We’re kind of like Modest Mouse, but way better!

Did you hear about the two rats the little girl brought home to keep as pets?
– Her brother named the first rat ‘Rata-one-ee’ and the second one ‘Ratatouille’.

Where can you go to fix or replace the tails of rats?
– A re-tail store.

Did you hear about the two rat best friends who walked into a bar?
– They had to shut down the bar due to health violations.

What is a rat’s favorite game?
– Hide and squeak!

Did you hear about the skateboarding rat?
– He was totally rat-ical, dude!

What would you name a drama set with a cast full of rats shooting in Florida?
– The Miami Mice.

What did the pet rat say when it walked into a bar and saw a whole lot of hawks?
– It said, “Haaaawkward!”

What would you get if you cross a rat with a laundry detergent?
– Bubble and squeak!

Who is the star of rodent Harry Potter?
– Daniel Rat-cliffe!

What did the rat say when he saw a bat flying overhead?
– Oh my! An angel!

Didn’t you accidentally hit a rat with your car the other day?
– “Yes, It left quite a ro-dent on my car.”

What is the one vehicle a rat likes to drive around in?
– The Ford Moustang.

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