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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2025

What is a rat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
– Mice Krispies!

What did one little rat say to his mother after seeing a bat the other day?
– He said, “Mama, I saw an angel!”

Why do some people use rat-shaped fishing lures?
– Because they want to catch a catfish.

What is the favorite dessert of any rat?
– A chocolate mouse cake.

Where do rats go to get drinks?
– A Squeak-easy!

What do you call a rat with a cold?
– Rat-achoo-ouille.

How do rats keep fit?
– By practising ka-rat-e!

What’s a fundamental difference between a burnt rodent and an actor?
– The second is Chris Pratt, and the first is a crisp rat.

Did you hear that even the rats can get callouses on their feet?
– Well, thank goodness for pu-mice stones.Here is list of jokes about pet rats and some rat jokes involving the theme of Halloween that are super spooky.

What kind of rats need to use cologne?
– A muskrat.

How do you get a rat to smile?
– Say cheese!

Have you heard about the pet rodent that the little boy’s father bought?
– I heard that it’s Papa’s New Guinea.

What Halloween costume is the most popular among pet rats in Las Vegas?
– The rat pack.

Did you know I drew a cool picture of a creature that’s half-elf and half mouse?
– I’m feeling quite proud of mouse-elf.

What do you call rats who are brothers?
– Bro-dents!

What would you name a rat with a wooden leg?
– It’d be a pi-rat-e.

How can you get a rat to smile?
– You tell it some cheesy jokes.

What won’t a pet rat ever tell you?
– His squeakrets.

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