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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

I used to make it rain at my last job
– until customers complained about being hit with quarters

What is a wet bear called?
– A drizzly bear.

What does it do before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles!

How does a hurricane see?
– With its eye.

Thereโ€™s nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.
– Itโ€™s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.

I left a bottle a whiskey outside last night and it got rained on.
– It’s not ruined but my spirits are dampened.

What do books wear on a wet and rainy day?
– Rain quotes.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
– Cloud nine.

How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
– He could feel it in his bones.

Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs

Have you heard the saying “Raining Cats & Frogs”?
– Don’t make fun of my lisp.

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