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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

Lots of rain lately – anyone need an Ark built?
I Noah guy.

Knock Knock

– Who’s there?

– Accordion

– Accordion who?

– Accordion to the forecast, it’s going to rain tonight.

A king sat down to speak to his son and said, you were born to reign.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– It’s a rain of terror.

Whatโ€™s worse than raining cats and dogs?
– Hailing taxis.

My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain…
…he received a precipitation trophy

What type of pants do rain clouds wear?
– Thunderwear.

What do books wear on a wet and rainy day?
– Rain quotes.

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– โ€œWater you doing tonight?โ€

What does it do before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles!

My son asks me “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
– and I reply, “Yes son, the sky is pretty blue.”

What did one raindrop say to the other?
– โ€œTwoโ€™s company; threeโ€™s a cloud.โ€

Why did iron man sleep outside when it rained?
– To get some rust.

What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
– Van Hailinโ€™.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid windowโ€ฆ

– If it gets any worse, Iโ€™ll have to let her in.

I used to make it rain at my last job
– until customers complained about being hit with quarters

What is a wet bear called?
– A drizzly bear.

What does it do before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles!

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