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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
– He could feel it in his bones.

A little boy asks his dad, โ€œWhy is it raining? Is the sky sad?โ€
– The dad replies, โ€œYes, son, the sky is pretty blue.โ€

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain โ€œQuick,โ€ lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”

Teacher: Can Bees fly in the rain?
– Student: Not without their yellow jackets.

What’s worse than it raining cats and dogs?
– Hailing taxis.

What is the Mexican weather report?
– Chili today and hot tamale.

What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
– โ€œYouโ€™re shocking!โ€

What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
– England

My girlfriend thought we could stay dry if we ran between the rain drops.
– I told her she’s deluginal.

When does it rain money?
– When there is โ€œchangeโ€ in the weather.

What did the evaporating raindrop say?
– โ€œIโ€™m going to pieces.โ€

Why shouldnโ€™t you fight with a cloud?
– Heโ€™ll storm out on you!

Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
– Fo’ Drizzle.

What happened when it started raining coins?
– It started knocking some sense into the world

I’m saving for a rainy day, so far I’ve collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.

Can bees fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets.

What happened when it started raining coins?
– It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.

โ€œGosh, itโ€™s raining cats and dogs,โ€ said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window “I know,” said her mother โ€œIโ€™ve just stepped in a poodle!โ€

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