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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2024

Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
– Because you might step in a poodle!

When is Monday coming?
– MonSoon!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear.

What did the evaporating raindrop say?
– I’m going to pieces.

Hear about the guy who tried shooting the rain with a gun?
– Mist.

What did an evaporating raindrop say?
– Oh no, I’m going to pieces.

What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained?
– Sorry, mum, I couldn’t hold it any longer.

What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA?
– The weekend.

What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Hail!

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid windowโ€ฆ
– If it gets any worse, Iโ€™ll have to let her in

A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.

What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains?
– A windscreen viper.

What does a ghost wear when itโ€™s raining outside?
– Boooooooooooots.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

– He could feel it in his bones!

Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain?
– It’s too wet to woo.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?
– Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
– His sleigh is flown by reindeer.

Whatโ€™s a type of bow that canโ€™t be tied?
– A rain-bow.

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