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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

I’m saving for a rainy day, so far I’ve collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.

Can bees fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets.

What happened when it started raining coins?
– It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.

โ€œGosh, itโ€™s raining cats and dogs,โ€ said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window “I know,” said her mother โ€œIโ€™ve just stepped in a poodle!โ€

What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather.

One evening a Viking called Rudolf the Red stood looking out the window and said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked him “how do you know that?”.
– He replied, “Rudolf the red knows rain dear.”

How does a snowflakes get marked at school?
– On class precipitation.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– A rain of terror

We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean
– It was a real mist opportunity

What’s all wet and likes to shake?
– It’s an earthquake on a rainy day.

What do you call it when you plan to go to the beach, but itโ€™s raining?
– Really irrigating.

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One is reined up and the other rains down.

I heard that by law you have to turn on your lights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden
– How the hell am I supposed to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?!

Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What do you call a dinosaur that’s got wet?
– A driplodocus.

Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
– Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

How did the skeleton know it would rain
– He read the weather forecast

What is known as the world’s wettest animal?
– Rain-deer.

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