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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2024

What type of lightning likes to play sports?
– Ball lightning

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
– Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

– They bless the rains down in Africa.

Knock Knock?
– Who’s there?
– Hurricane
– Hurricane who?
– Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?

Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.

What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache?
– A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
– One fish said, โ€œQuick, letโ€™s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!โ€

Why do women have no need for umbrellas?
– Because it doesnโ€™t rain in the kitchen.

What is a kingโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Hail!

A pilot did his flying exam just after a storm and flew right through a rain-bow.

What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
– A driplodocus.

What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
– A weekend.

When it rains it pours…
– When it snows ted snores.

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
– Foul (fowl) weather.

What is a queenโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Reign!

Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
– Because the kids have to play inside!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

It’s been raining for days.
– My wife seems so sad looking through the window. If it continues like this, I might have to let her in.

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Butter
– Butter who?
– Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it’s going to rain!

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