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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
– A driplodocus.

What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
– A weekend.

When it rains it pours…
– When it snows ted snores.

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
– Foul (fowl) weather.

What is a queenโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Reign!

Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
– Because the kids have to play inside!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

It’s been raining for days.
– My wife seems so sad looking through the window. If it continues like this, I might have to let her in.

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Butter
– Butter who?
– Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it’s going to rain!

How can you wrap a cloud?
– With a rainbow.

What often falls but never gets hurt?
– Rain.

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
– Our souls will rain forever.

What do lemons ๐Ÿ‹ wear in the rain?

– Yellow jackets.

What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus?
– Come and look at the rain-dear.

What do you get if you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards?
– A precipitation trophy.

Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
– To keep each udder dry.

What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An Umbrella.

I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining
– It’s really irrigating…

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