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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

A man once said when is Monday coming?
– His wife said Mon-soon.

Why did the man take ketchup out with him when it rained?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

Whatโ€™s worse than raining buckets?
– Hailing taxis!

How do thunderstorms invest their money?
– In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.

What do you call a pile of quarters in a rainstorm?
– Climate change.

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war?
– A rain-bow

Why do you need to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?
– Because you might step in a poodle!

When is Monday coming?
– MonSoon!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear.

What did the evaporating raindrop say?
– I’m going to pieces.

Hear about the guy who tried shooting the rain with a gun?
– Mist.

What did an evaporating raindrop say?
– Oh no, I’m going to pieces.

What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained?
– Sorry, mum, I couldn’t hold it any longer.

What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA?
– The weekend.

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