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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2025

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

A man once said when is Monday coming?
– His wife said Mon-soon.

Why did the man take ketchup out with him when it rained?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

I’m saving for a rainy day, so far I’ve collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.

Can bees fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets.

What happened when it started raining coins?
– It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.

โ€œGosh, itโ€™s raining cats and dogs,โ€ said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window “I know,” said her mother โ€œIโ€™ve just stepped in a poodle!โ€

What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather.

One evening a Viking called Rudolf the Red stood looking out the window and said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked him “how do you know that?”.
– He replied, “Rudolf the red knows rain dear.”

How does a snowflakes get marked at school?
– On class precipitation.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– A rain of terror

We were supposed to get rain today, but it blew out to the ocean
– It was a real mist opportunity

What’s all wet and likes to shake?
– It’s an earthquake on a rainy day.

What do you call it when you plan to go to the beach, but itโ€™s raining?
– Really irrigating.

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One is reined up and the other rains down.

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