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Radiologist jokes in 2025

What’s a radiologist’s favorite card game? Go Fish… for bones!

What do you call a radiologist who also works as a DJ? A hip X-ray technician!

Why did the radiologist always finish his work on time? He had no time for fractures!

Why are radiologists good at geometry? They’re great with angles, especially obtuse ones!

Why did the radiologist never get lost? He always took the path of least resistance!

Why did the radiologist have a bright idea? He just had a light bulb moment on the x-ray!

Why did the radiologist join the circus? He wanted to be a juggling bone-man!

Why did the radiologist refuse to read a novel? Because there weren’t enough pictures!

Why did the radiologist break up with his girlfriend? He saw through her lies!

What’s a radiologist’s favorite vacation spot? The Isle of Lunate, in the Caribbean!

What’s a radiologist’s favorite pet? A turtle, they love the shell structure!

Why do radiologists have clear minds? They always have their heads examined!

What do you call a radiologist’s coffee? A cup of joe-paque fluid!

Why don’t radiologists like football? Too many broken formations!

How do radiologists say goodbye? “Stay positive and avoid any negative exposure!”

Why did the radiologist win at limbo? He knew just how low he could go!

Why are radiologists good at photography? They always get the perfect exposure!

Why did the radiologist go to art school? To improve their sketchy interpretations!

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