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Raccoon jokes 🦝 in 2025

What do you call a raccoon that’s always cold? A “shivering” coon.

What do you call a raccoon that’s always grumpy? A “cranky” coon.

Why did the raccoon go to the doctor? It had a case of “trash fever.”

Why did the raccoon become a magician? It wanted to make the “trash disappear.”

Why did the raccoon go to the market? It wanted to buy some “trashy” groceries.

What do you call a raccoon that’s always singing? A “melodic” coon.

What do you call a raccoon that’s always forgetful? A “scatterbrained” coon.

Why did the raccoon go to the carnival? It wanted to try the “trashy” rides.

Why did the raccoon become a carpenter? It wanted to build “trashy” furniture.

What do you call a raccoon that’s always telling jokes? A “funny” coon.

What do you call a raccoon that’s always running? A “fleet-footed” coon.

Why did the raccoon go to the library? It wanted to check out some books on “trash literature.”

Why did the raccoon become a photographer? It wanted to capture the beauty of “trash landscapes.”

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