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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and 16 wheels?
-Two rabbits on rollerblades.

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Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
-They’ll provide you the hops.

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What do you call a happy rabbit?
-A hop-timist.

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What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
-Carats

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Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently
-The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

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Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?
-They have hare conditioning.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
-who never forgets to eat its carrots!

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What did the magician say just before he pulled a dead rabbit out of his hat?
-Abra Cadaver.

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Did you hear about the beer made entirely out of rabbits, frogs and kangaroos?
-It’s mostly hops.

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What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
-Hopscotch.

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