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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel
-A bell-hop

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum ?
-They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
-A hare dryer.

3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.
-Mitch better have my bunny.

How do rabbits travel?
-By hareplane.

what’s a rabbits favourite song?
-hip hop

A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam
-And the beaver says to the rabbit
“Well I didn’t build it but it’s based on my design”

Why are rabbits so lucky?
-They have four rabbit’s feet.

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
-At the hop-ticians!

Disney have announced they’re rebooting Who Framed Roger Rabbit with Ric Flair played the role of Eddie Valiant. It’s going to be called
-Wooooooooo Framed Roger Rabbit

If you ever need to look like you have a beard, glue a rabbit to your face.
-And presto-chango, facial hare!

What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
-One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.

What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors?
-An in-grown hare!:)

What do rabbits put in their computers?
-Hoppy disks!

How do you check that a rabbit is old?
-You check how many grey hares it has

What does elephant and rabbit have in common?
-They both start with letter R if elephants name is Raul

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
-A hare-cut.

What do you call a rabbit crossed with a frog?
-A bunny ribbit!

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