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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
-It was a hare-raising tail.

Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession?
-Every day is a hare-raising experience.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
-Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?
– He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
-On their bunnymoon.

I had this new kind of meat the other day. It was Himalayan rabbit.
-The only issue is, I found Himalayan on the road.

I got in trouble for trying to bring a dead rabbit on a plane.
-I thought I was allowed one carrion.

I’m putting a ban on rabbit buns.
-They are not bunny anymore!

What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
-A receding hare line.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
-A hot cross bunny!

I read a story about a rabbit being raised.
– It was a hare-raising tale!

A dell is different than a valley. A deep dell is a dingle. This would make a rabbit in a dell..
-A dingle hopper

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
-He was a millionhare!

Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
-To the hopspital!

Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
-Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
Because it can fly, even with an eagle on its back.

How to catch a rabbit
-Hide in the bushes and try to sound like a lettuce

What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and 16 wheels?
-Two rabbits on rollerblades.

Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
-They’ll provide you the hops.

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