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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

Why are rabbits so lucky?
-They have four rabbit’s feet.

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
-At the hop-ticians!

Disney have announced they’re rebooting Who Framed Roger Rabbit with Ric Flair played the role of Eddie Valiant. It’s going to be called
-Wooooooooo Framed Roger Rabbit

If you ever need to look like you have a beard, glue a rabbit to your face.
-And presto-chango, facial hare!

What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
-One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.

What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors?
-An in-grown hare!:)

What do rabbits put in their computers?
-Hoppy disks!

How do you check that a rabbit is old?
-You check how many grey hares it has

What does elephant and rabbit have in common?
-They both start with letter R if elephants name is Raul

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
-A hare-cut.

What do you call a rabbit crossed with a frog?
-A bunny ribbit!

What do you cal a rabbit with fleas?
-Bugs bunny

What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?
-Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.

Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
-It was a hare-raising tail.

Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession?
-Every day is a hare-raising experience.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
-Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?
– He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
-On their bunnymoon.

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