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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
-Hip-hop!

Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?
-She was having a bad hare day!

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit
-It’s a little fit bunny

What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ?
-Lettuce Pray.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
-Bugs Bunny.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– In the hare force!

What do you get when a rabbit opens a bakery?
-Something bunny.

What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
-Rabbit Hood.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
-Deviled eggs.

If I ever have a rabbit, I’ll name him Cab Calloway.
-Because if he ever gets scared, he’ll crawl into his Hi-Di-Hi-Di-Hi-Di-Hole!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
-A chili dog on a bun.

I used to own a rabbit
-but now he’s just some bunny I used to know.

A Rabbit, a Monkey and a Llama walks into a bar.
-The bartender looks at them, and goes:” I think you’re ALL in the wrong joke.”
The rabbit says :”Man this is worse than when I was just a typo.”

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.
-The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
-“Do you want to grab a bite?”

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
-A funny bunny!

Why did the Tortoise’s wife leave him for the Rabbit?
-Real men come second.

Where do rabbits work?
-At IHOP restaurants.

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