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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
-A jump rope.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
-Because they just finished a March!

How do frogs and rabbits settle their disputes?
-They play hopscotch.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
-Hoppy birthday!

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
-The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.
The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
-On their bunnymoon.

I had this new kind of meat the other day. It was Himalayan rabbit.
-The only issue is, I found Himalayan on the road.

I got in trouble for trying to bring a dead rabbit on a plane.
-I thought I was allowed one carrion.

I’m putting a ban on rabbit buns.
-They are not bunny anymore!

What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
-A receding hare line.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
-A hot cross bunny!

I read a story about a rabbit being raised.
– It was a hare-raising tale!

A dell is different than a valley. A deep dell is a dingle. This would make a rabbit in a dell..
-A dingle hopper

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
-He was a millionhare!

Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
-To the hopspital!

Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
-Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
Because it can fly, even with an eagle on its back.

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