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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2025

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

How do frogs and rabbits settle their disputes?
-They play hopscotch.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
-Hoppy birthday!

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
-The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.
The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
-A jump rope.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
-Because they just finished a March!

Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
-Why is the rabbit the strongest animal there is?
Because it can fly, even with an eagle on its back.

How to catch a rabbit
-Hide in the bushes and try to sound like a lettuce

What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and 16 wheels?
-Two rabbits on rollerblades.

Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
-They’ll provide you the hops.

What do you call a happy rabbit?
-A hop-timist.

What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
-Carats

Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, and the Trix Rabbit were found dead recently
-The police concluded that this is the work of a Cereal Killer.

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?
-They have hare conditioning.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
-who never forgets to eat its carrots!

What did the magician say just before he pulled a dead rabbit out of his hat?
-Abra Cadaver.

Did you hear about the beer made entirely out of rabbits, frogs and kangaroos?
-It’s mostly hops.

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