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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2025

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?
-Pulp fiction.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

Why is trick or treating with identical twin witches so challenging?
-You can never tell which witch is which.

Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with LSD and it exploded
-That’s what happens when you mix acid and basic

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?
-Pulp fiction.

I carve all my pumpkins in September.
– I suffer with premature ejackolantern

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes…
-Yeah she is pretty basic.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
-A jock o’ lantern

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash.

Who makes the best pumpkin pie?
– Gourden Ramsay

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
-You look a little sick.

What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
-You’ll get autumn’y ache.

I Love Pumpkins
– They’re gourdgeous

Why was the gourd so gossip-y?
-To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.

Who helps little pumpkins cross the street?
-The crossing gourd

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?
-gourd to death

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?
-A plumpkin.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
-Squash.

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