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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2025

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
– To make them even more basic.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
-With a pumpkin patch

A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?”
– The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”

What instrument does a pumpkin play?
-An a-gourd-ian.
(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?
-Pulp fiction.

I carve all my pumpkins in September.
– I suffer with premature ejackolantern

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes…
-Yeah she is pretty basic.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
-A jock o’ lantern

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash.

Who makes the best pumpkin pie?
– Gourden Ramsay

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
-You look a little sick.

What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
-You’ll get autumn’y ache.

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