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Pumpkin Jokes 🎃 in 2025

Dang girl, are you a pumpkin?
-Because they call me Peter Peter.
Happy Halloween!

I read that the three most popular Halloween costumes this year are clown, pumpkin, and dinosaur.
-I’m capitalizing on this trend by selling costumes of Trump.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other?
-Happy Hollowing!

What was the pumpkin after he was stabbed 17 times in the chest?
-He was gourd.

What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say?
-“I made it.”
Credit to my wonderful brother.

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
-The pumpkin patch.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes?
– To make them even more basic.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
-With a pumpkin patch

A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?”
– The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”

What instrument does a pumpkin play?
-An a-gourd-ian.
(I’m so sorry I had to get it out of my head)

Why was Cinderella bad at football?
-Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?
-He’s a squashbuckling pirate

I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…
-It was gourdeous.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
-Pumpkin pi.

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
-Apply the pumpkin patch.

This is getting ridiculous..
-Only two days into October and now even COVID is pumpkin spiced.

What’s black, white, orange and waddles?
-A penguin carrying a pumpkin.

What’d the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin?
-Oh my gord.

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