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Pug jokes 🐾 in 2025

Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!

I’d like to have some s-pug-hetti with a side of rolls, please.

What do you do when you’ve finished giving the dog a bath?
– Pull the pug out.

What happened when the pug swallowed a firefly?
A: He smiled with de-light!

What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ?
– A pugilist.

Why God gave us pugs
– It’s often said that pugs are living proof that God, in fact, does have a good sense of humor.

Why do pug farts smell?
A: For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

Me to my pug: I told you i’d get the kibbles, please stop puggin‘ me.

Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?
– It’s a gateway Pug

Why dont pugs bark at their feet?
A: Because its not polite to talk back to your Paw!

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?
– A pugilist!

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