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Pug jokes 🐾 in 2025

Knock Knock
Whose There?
Here?
Here Who?
I can’t HEAR you because your pug is barking too much!

Do you know why pugs like french fries so much?
– Because their favorite vegetable is the pugtato

I bought a pug for my wife.
– Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.

Whats a pugs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog?
– Bah! Hum pug!

A pug breeder had 198 pugs in his farm, but when he rounded them up, he had 200 pugs.

A pun is a type of word play. My favorite pug pun is when someone replaced the lyrics to a song with Pug. This is good for any song that has the word “love” in it. Like “All you need is Pug”. Another Pug Pun is when people talk about “Pug Life” or “I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug like chose me!” Or the saying “Pugs Not Drugs”.

What do you call a farting pug?
– A stink pug

My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug.
– Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.

Why did the pug cross the road?
A: To get to the Barking Lot!

I bought a pug for my wife
– She loved it inside her.

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