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Pug jokes 🐾 in 2024

Why dont pugs write with dull pencils?
A: Because there’s no point!

My pug farted while on the elevator. It was wrong on so many levels!

If you dress up a pug like gru from despicable me
– You get a group hug.

What happened when the pug went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

Why don’t pugs play nice with other dogs?
– Because they’re all about that pug life.

What do pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz?
A: Cheese Was

The reason why pugs are so popular is because they’re fun and free-spirited. Some might even say they’re quite the pawty animal.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

Why do pugs hate the rain?
A: They dont want to step in a poodle!

Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?
– It’s a gateway Pug

What do you call a pug that can play American football?
– A Pugskin

Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
A: The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

The best thing about my dog is that every time I come home, he showers me with pugs and kisses.

My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
– Turns out my dog licked my sample.

What do you call a cold pug?
A: A pupsicle!

Did you hear about the pug who invented the knock knock joke?
A: She won the no-bell prize!

I’d like to have some s-pug-hetti with a side of rolls, please.

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