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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why was the programming language afraid when it entered the arena?
-It had enumerable foes.

Programmers hate roman numerals.
– But I can’t zero in on why

Programmer’s Valentine
– If I could represent my life using 32-bit signed integers, you would be -2,147,483,648 because you are the Most Significant Bit of my life.

I am a member of an online community which appreciates & discusses the programming language C.
-We call ourselves the ‘C-Men’.

What do spanish programmers code in?
– Si++

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?
– They work below C-level.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?
-JawaScript

Why does programmers have perfect vision?
-Because they can C++

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the algo-rhythm…

Programming joke
-Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Unexpected Indent
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