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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the algo-rhythm…

Programming joke
-Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Unexpected Indent
In line 22

I am now a succesful programmer
-But back in the days I was a noobgrammer

Why do Universities hate java programmers?
-They’re always starting public classes.

What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
-They hit the space bar.

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm…

My surgeon used to be a C programmer
-he ends all his procedures with a semi-colonoscopy.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
-Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)

What are the computers of the Star Wars universe programmed to handle?
-Force-tran

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college
– My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

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