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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2025

If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they’d put U and I together.
-User Interface is important to them.

People “without genders” are usually bad programmers.
– since they’re non-binary

How did the programmer die in the shower?
– He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

How do you make a computer say ‘5’?
– You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.

How does the computer programmer order all her books?
-By the Dewey Hexadecimal System!

New Programming language.
– Hello! I’m developing a new programming language and I would probably make it open sourced in a little bit once I finish the syntax. But I wanted to hear some suggestions about a good name for the language. It’s a higher level scripting language capable of hardware interaction. Right now it’s called Halec but I want something better.

If my wife thinks I’m obsessed with programming, she’s crazy.
– Endif

What do spanish programmers code in?
-Sí ++

Define programmers
-The mythical creatures who solve all the problems of lesser mortals without having to move from their desks.

I asked the librarian for level 5 programming books.
– Instead he gave me some programming 101 book. I don’t why

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