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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm…

My surgeon used to be a C programmer
-he ends all his procedures with a semi-colonoscopy.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
-Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)

What are the computers of the Star Wars universe programmed to handle?
-Force-tran

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college
– My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect….
-Then they fried me for no raisin.

How programmers curse?
-Oh shift!

What is the most used language in programming?
-Profanity.

I know I did okay on today’s programming test…
…because my teacher gave me a C++.

Programmer fired for following bad practice.
-Refuses to comment.

I’ve been programming too much
-I can barely cout of my eyes

Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?
-Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.

Programmers are like God.
-We create defects and also kill them too. We spend the whole day fixing a defect, and the patch itself gives birth to a few more defects of its own.

Teacher: “How would you describe your level of programming?”
-Students: “Low”
Teacher: “Ok, fine, you can write programs in assembler then”

If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they’d put U and I together.
-User Interface is important to them.

People “without genders” are usually bad programmers.
– since they’re non-binary

How did the programmer die in the shower?
– He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

How do you make a computer say ‘5’?
– You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.

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