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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2024

Master/slave terminology was recently removed from the python programming language so as not to offend anyone.
-Looks like PC’s finally won.

What does a programmer’s ghost say?
-bool!

Why do Programmers make good politicians?
– Their goto is to switch statements.

“What do you call a programmer from Finland?”
– “Nerdic”.

How does a programmer get cooler in the summer?
-He opens Windows

Canadian programming
-Found a good one here.

I turned in my programming assignment
– Which came out to say “Hello world!”. I received a C+. I walked up to my professor and said, “Actually, this is C++”.

Without a compiler, most of us will not be a programmer.
– Ok, now don’t bring up the interpreter story.

A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position
-Because he heard they needed back end development.

How did the Programmer lose weight?
– Hey switched to a byte sized diet.

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo said
-Lather. Rinse. Repeat

A programmer gets sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
-The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me

Why did the programmer quit his job?
-He didn’t get arrays

I was blind, so my friend suggested me to learn programming.
-Now I csharp.

What do programmers and exterminators have in common?
-They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

Every time there is a new project,
– we programmers swear to ourselves that we will code it better this time

What programming languages would we use if C didn’t exist?
-Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why did the programmer quit his job?
-because he didn’t get arrays.

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