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Programming Jokes 💻 in 2025

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?
– They work below C-level.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?
-JawaScript

Why does programmers have perfect vision?
-Because they can C++

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the algo-rhythm…

Programming joke
-Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Unexpected Indent
In line 22

I am now a succesful programmer
-But back in the days I was a noobgrammer

Why do Universities hate java programmers?
-They’re always starting public classes.

What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?
-They hit the space bar.

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?
-Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm…

My surgeon used to be a C programmer
-he ends all his procedures with a semi-colonoscopy.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
-Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)

What are the computers of the Star Wars universe programmed to handle?
-Force-tran

I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college
– My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect….
-Then they fried me for no raisin.

How programmers curse?
-Oh shift!

What is the most used language in programming?
-Profanity.

I know I did okay on today’s programming test…
…because my teacher gave me a C++.

Programmer fired for following bad practice.
-Refuses to comment.

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