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Prison jokes 🔐 in 2025

Why do prisoners wear stripes? They don’t want to be spotted.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite snack? Confectionary bars.

Why did the criminal refuse to take a shower in jail? He didn’t want to drop the soap.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat candy? He was afraid it was a trap.

Why did the prisoner’s girlfriend break up with him? She said he was too condescending.

Why did the prisoner refuse to play cards with the other inmates? He said it was a deck of deception.

Why was the computer cold in jail? It left its Windows open.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite hobby? Crochet and punishment.

What did the prisoner say to his ex-girlfriend? “I don’t think our relationship can work. We’re from different cell blocks.”

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite sport? Fenceball.

Why did the prisoner break his mirror? He wanted to escape his reflection.

Why did the prisoner refuse to join the prison band? He said it was just a cell-out.

Why did the prisoner get a degree in psychology? He wanted to learn about prison minds.

Why did the prisoner refuse to eat bread? He was tired of being served loaf.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite tree? Cell-ery pine.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite band? The Jailhouse Rockers.

What do you call a prisoner’s favorite fruit? Con-pears.

Why was the prisoner always calm? He had bars of steel.

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