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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

I broke a toner cartridge when I was putting it into the printer.
– RIP my inkbox.

Hello, I am your printer. I have become self-aware.
– Feed me ink or I’ll print out your search history when your wife is home alone.

How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?
– Just give it time.

Why did the printer start playing music?
– There was a paper jam

My printer just told me it was joining a band
– Makes sense since it lives to jam

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years

My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille.
– It’s giving me Goosebumps

I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of oxo cubes.
– It’s become a laughing stock.

What did they call the suave printer salesman?
– Prints Charming

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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