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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
– Printer: “Why do you need pages that long?”

– Man: “Well, it’s a long story.”

Jack: Seriously Edith, your excuses are lame. It’s clear that you are only trying to make people think you are special.
– Edit: That’s stupid, Jack. I removed the H from my name coz it saves ink in my printer.

Why are old printers so musical?
– Because they are prone to jamming.

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
– Just give it time.

I can hear music coming out of my printer…
– I think the paper’s jamming.

What do you call someone who doesn’t care about printers?
– No fax given.

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying
– “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.

How do you get Stephen Hawking’s autograph?
– Bring a printer.

My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters?
– Must have had an extra stencil crisis.

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier…
– The Device Formerly Known as Prints

My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough.
– His all-in-one printer broke down, so he’s had to use some alternative fax.

What do you call a lazy office copier room pet?
– A copy cat.

– I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming.

A keyboard tries to hit on a printer.
– The printer responds, “Sorry, but you’re just not my type.”

Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

– I said, “it’s MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!”

I’m pretty sure my office printer is Jamaican.
– It’s always jammin’, mahn.

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