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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

We had to get a new all-in-one printer, after a lot of fighting.
– The old one couldn’t handle the fax.

Customer: I have a problem printing in red. Tech Support:
– Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah … sorry …. thank you.

Scientists have found a chemical in marijuana that can be used to develop a cheap printer ink.
– The first *stoner* cartridges ship in early 2018.

My printer died last night under suspicious circumstances.
– Epson didn’t kill itself.

I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.
– I said “Buddy, it’s the 21st century, you can use any printer you want.”

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?
– The black one always dies first.

I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking “Where are the colored printers?”
– I said “Dude… it’s 2014, you can use whichever printer you want”

What’s the difference between Santa Clause, Kim Jong Un, and 34 ounces of printer ink?
– One’s a deer leader, one is a Dear Leader, and the other is a dear liter.

What traits do accountants and printer supply purchasing clerks share in common?
– They both know all about red ink.

My printer keeps playing random music
– I called support. Don’t worry they said, it’s just the paper jamming.

The printer is comprised of three main parts;
– the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it.
– It was the paper jamming.

Hello, Tech Support?
– How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Did you hear about the Sith apprentice who finally got his printer to work?
– I hear the problem was A dam driver.

What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
– The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying “I just can’t get enough”
– I think it’s stuck in Depeche Mode.

I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye.
– It’s my peripheral vision.

I heard there was music coming from my printer.
– So I opened it to see what’s wrong. Turns out it was just jamming.

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