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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2024

How do you make a 4D printer?
– Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

“Dad, I’m a 3D printer.”
– “Shut up and close the toilet door!”

I left my muffin on my desk at work while I went to the printer
– When I came back it was scone

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges
– He was caught magenta handed.

Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer.
– He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
– The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

What did Cinderella say when her office printer malfunctioned?
– “Don’t worry. I know someday my prints will appear!”

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
– Printer: “Why do you need pages that long?”

– Man: “Well, it’s a long story.”

Jack: Seriously Edith, your excuses are lame. It’s clear that you are only trying to make people think you are special.
– Edit: That’s stupid, Jack. I removed the H from my name coz it saves ink in my printer.

Why are old printers so musical?
– Because they are prone to jamming.

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?
– Just give it time.

I can hear music coming out of my printer…
– I think the paper’s jamming.

What do you call someone who doesn’t care about printers?
– No fax given.

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying
– “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.

How do you get Stephen Hawking’s autograph?
– Bring a printer.

My friend keeps bragging that he can make a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters?
– Must have had an extra stencil crisis.

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier…
– The Device Formerly Known as Prints

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