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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working.
– I told him that it was like a Brother to me.

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
– “Where’s the coloured printer?” He said

– “Mate, it’s 2020 you can use any printer you want” I replied

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
– “That will be the paper jamming again!”

Printer tired while printing her picture
– Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

I’ve got a 3D printer
– But it only prints pieces of paper.

People always ask me why I take my printer to concerts.
– It’s because my printer really likes to JAM!

What happened to the printer supply salesman who dreamed about finding a brand new color of ink to sell?
– He woke up and realized it was all a pigment of his imagination!

I broke a toner cartridge when I was putting it into the printer.
– RIP my inkbox.

Hello, I am your printer. I have become self-aware.
– Feed me ink or I’ll print out your search history when your wife is home alone.

How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?
– Just give it time.

Why did the printer start playing music?
– There was a paper jam

My printer just told me it was joining a band
– Makes sense since it lives to jam

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years

My printer has started printing scary stories in the middle of the night. Somehow they’re all in Braille.
– It’s giving me Goosebumps

I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of oxo cubes.
– It’s become a laughing stock.

What did they call the suave printer salesman?
– Prints Charming

My friend claims he can print a Gun using his 3D Printer. I’m not impressed.
– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library.
– Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.

– He said, “I wonder if the have any colored printers.”

– I replied, “Geeze, Terrell, it’s 2021, use whatever printer you want.”

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