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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

It’s not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers
– I have had a Canon printer for years.

My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer…
Me: Have you been going to the gym?

– Him: Yeah, actually! Why?

– Me: Because you look…toner.

– Him: God damn it.

What did the printer say when it ran out of paper?
– Oh sheet

So I bought a pocket printer.
– So happy I can finally print my own pockets.

Friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently it can print anything.
– I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer.

So I was at the Library today
– .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied “Man its 2016 you can use any printer!”

Unexpected
She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?

– He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.

– Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer….
– But the printer always jams!

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
– He’s going to dye alone

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
– He drank cyan-ide.

3d-printers are now making guns.
– Pffft, that’s nothing!

– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Why did your company’s neighbors just report your copy machine to the police?
– They said our office printer jammed so loudly they could hear it a block away!

I saw an amazing picture of a printer on r/funny
– It was inkredditable

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper.
– He’s a printer.

What kind of liquid does a pig’s printer use?
– oink

What do you call printer statistics?
– Fax

My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.

– It loves to jam.

What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings?
– Grayscale

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