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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

Why did the printer go to the gym?
– To get toner.

I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.
– I said “Buddy, it’s 2021, you can use any printer you want.”

I received a letter from my opticians, but I’m concerned about their printer….
– Either it’s failing or they used a blurry font. So weird.

A policeman arrests a well dressed man in a suit and tie, walking down the Main Street of the city talking on his cell.
– The man has a desk strapped to his back, complete with laptop, printer and filing cabinet. He has a dustbin on his head.

– “Hold on councillor, I have a policeman trying to arrest me, and I haven’t got a clue why.” He turns and asks “What are the charges?”

– “Impersonating an office, Sir”

Why couldn’t the incontinent person print?

– They couldn’t Ctrl-P

I was wondering why music was coming from my printer…
– apparently the paper was jamming.

What kind of printer do pigs use?
– An oinkjet printer

When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office.
– One of them is bound to work.

“My night’s about to get better now that you’re turned on.”
– … said the student to his printer when he finished his essay.

My friend said, “I wish there was a way i could send something to your printer.”
– I said, “fax.”

I’m a little sad that my old HP printer died on me today.
– It was like a Brother to me.

Why are old printers so musical?
– Because they are prone to jamming.

Bought an HP printer the other day.
– The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

What does the White House call a broken printer?
– Alternative Fax.

Why did the boss enroll the office printing machine in an exercise class?
– He wanted it to get toner!

Why did the broken printer become a rockstar?
– Because it liked to jam all the time

My 9 year old….
– …is yelling at me, “Hey dad, look at me! Im a 3D printer!”
– I respond “Close the bathroom door, son!”

A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is…
– It’s 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.

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