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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer….
– But the printer always jams!

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
– He’s going to dye alone

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
– He drank cyan-ide.

3d-printers are now making guns.
– Pffft, that’s nothing!

– I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Why did your company’s neighbors just report your copy machine to the police?
– They said our office printer jammed so loudly they could hear it a block away!

I saw an amazing picture of a printer on r/funny
– It was inkredditable

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper.
– He’s a printer.

What kind of liquid does a pig’s printer use?
– oink

What do you call printer statistics?
– Fax

My printer just told me it was joining a band
Which makes sense.

– It loves to jam.

What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings?
– Grayscale

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working.
– I told him that it was like a Brother to me.

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