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Printer jokes 🖨️ in 2025

Apparently my printer is really into music…
– He seems to love the Paper jam.

I named my printer Bob Marley
– Because it’s always Jammin’

I was in a computer room in college today…
– A black person asked where the coloured printer was. I said, “it’s 2016 you can use any printer.”

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question.
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

My HP printer died today
– It was like a Brother to me.

What do a printer and a prostate have in common?
– Control pee

New user: “How come my new printer doesn’t work in Linux?” Linus: “You need the right driver.”
– “My chauffeur’s outside.”

Customer: What will my printer warranty cover?
– Sales Representative: Your mouse pad.

My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges
– He was caught magenta handed.

It’s not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers
– I have had a Canon printer for years.

My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer…
Me: Have you been going to the gym?

– Him: Yeah, actually! Why?

– Me: Because you look…toner.

– Him: God damn it.

What did the printer say when it ran out of paper?
– Oh sheet

So I bought a pocket printer.
– So happy I can finally print my own pockets.

Friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently it can print anything.
– I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer.

So I was at the Library today
– .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied “Man its 2016 you can use any printer!”

Unexpected
She: Why is your shirt smudged with ink blots?

– He: I refilled a printer cartridge at work today.

– Octopus under their bed: *whispers* Tell her about us, you chicken.

I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer….
– But the printer always jams!

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?
– He’s going to dye alone

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