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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2025

Why are pretzels never early? They’re always “tied up”!

What do you call a pretzel in a car? A “wheel knot”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a lawyer? A “knot-ary public”!

What do you call a pretzel in a suit? A “knot-ty” professional!

Why don’t pretzels make good actors? They always “flub” their lines!

Why don’t pretzels ever get lost? Because they always know where to “turn”!

Why did the pretzel go to the casino? It felt “lucky dough”!

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