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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2024

What do you call a pretzel that’s a teacher? A “knot-ledgeable” professional!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of music? Anything with lots of “loops”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite animal? A “dough”-phin!

What do you call a pretzel with a job? A “working dough”!

What do you call a pretzel in a maze? A “twisted dough”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a chef? A “bake-er”!

Why don’t pretzels like roller coasters? They have enough “twists and turns” in their life!

Why did the pretzel go to therapy? It had too many “twists and turns” in its life!

Why don’t pretzels make good doctors? They always “twist” the truth!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite season? “Fall”, because it loves to roll in leaves!

Why are pretzels like architects? They’re always “constructing” something!

Why are pretzels never lonely? They’re always in “twists and turns”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of game? “Knot”-scotch!

Why don’t pretzels ever win at poker? Because they always fold!

What do you call a pretzel at the beach? A “sandy dough”!

Why do pretzels never get bored? They’re always in “knots”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of clothing? “Knotted” ties!

Why don’t pretzels make good comedians? Their jokes are too “dry”!

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