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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2025

Why did the pretzel go to the circus? It wanted to see the acrobats “twist and turn”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of movie? Anything but “straight” dramas!

Why don’t pretzels like scary movies? They’re too “knot”-nerving!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite style of art? “Abstract”, it loves the twists and turns!

Why are pretzels good at solving puzzles? They’re always “unraveling” things!

What do you call a pretzel in space? An “astro-knot”!

Why did the pretzel go to school? It wanted to be a “smart dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the gym? It wanted to get “twisted”!

Why are pretzels bad at hide and seek? They always “stick” out!

What do you call a pretzel on a boat? A “sail-knot”!

Why are pretzels never early? They’re always “tied up”!

What do you call a pretzel in a car? A “wheel knot”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a lawyer? A “knot-ary public”!

What do you call a pretzel in a suit? A “knot-ty” professional!

Why don’t pretzels make good actors? They always “flub” their lines!

Why don’t pretzels ever get lost? Because they always know where to “turn”!

Why did the pretzel go to the casino? It felt “lucky dough”!

Why are pretzels like comedians? They always “crack” you up!

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