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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2025

Why did the pretzel go to therapy? It had too many “twists and turns” in its life!

Why don’t pretzels make good doctors? They always “twist” the truth!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite season? “Fall”, because it loves to roll in leaves!

Why are pretzels like architects? They’re always “constructing” something!

Why are pretzels never lonely? They’re always in “twists and turns”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of game? “Knot”-scotch!

Why don’t pretzels ever win at poker? Because they always fold!

What do you call a pretzel at the beach? A “sandy dough”!

Why do pretzels never get bored? They’re always in “knots”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of clothing? “Knotted” ties!

Why don’t pretzels make good comedians? Their jokes are too “dry”!

Why did the pretzel go to the disco? It wanted to “twist and shout”!

What do you call a pretzel that does magic? A “pretzeldini”!

Why are pretzels like gymnasts? They’re always “flipping”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite sport? “Tug of dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the art museum? It wanted to see the “abstract” paintings!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of book? “Knot” a mystery!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a superhero? “Super-dough”!

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