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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2024

Why did the pretzel go to school? It wanted to be a “smart dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the gym? It wanted to get “twisted”!

Why are pretzels bad at hide and seek? They always “stick” out!

What do you call a pretzel on a boat? A “sail-knot”!

Why are pretzels never early? They’re always “tied up”!

What do you call a pretzel in a car? A “wheel knot”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a lawyer? A “knot-ary public”!

What do you call a pretzel in a suit? A “knot-ty” professional!

Why don’t pretzels make good actors? They always “flub” their lines!

Why don’t pretzels ever get lost? Because they always know where to “turn”!

Why did the pretzel go to the casino? It felt “lucky dough”!

Why are pretzels like comedians? They always “crack” you up!

Why are pretzels never fat? They always “twist” off their calories!

Why don’t pretzels get invited to parties? They always bring “salty” snacks!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite time of day? “Twilight”, because it loves the “twist”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? The twist!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of weather? “Salty” air!

What do you call a pretzel that can sing? A “dough-cappella”!

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