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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2025

What do you call a pretzel that does magic? A “pretzeldini”!

Why are pretzels like gymnasts? They’re always “flipping”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite sport? “Tug of dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the art museum? It wanted to see the “abstract” paintings!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of book? “Knot” a mystery!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a superhero? “Super-dough”!

Why was the pretzel kicked out of the bakery? It had a “salty” attitude!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of car? A “roll-s Royce”!

Why did the pretzel break up with bread? It wanted someone less “plain”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a dancer? A “twirl dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the circus? It wanted to see the acrobats “twist and turn”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of movie? Anything but “straight” dramas!

Why don’t pretzels like scary movies? They’re too “knot”-nerving!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite style of art? “Abstract”, it loves the twists and turns!

Why are pretzels good at solving puzzles? They’re always “unraveling” things!

What do you call a pretzel in space? An “astro-knot”!

Why did the pretzel go to school? It wanted to be a “smart dough”!

Why did the pretzel go to the gym? It wanted to get “twisted”!

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