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Pretzel jokes ๐Ÿฅจ in 2025

Why are pretzels never early? They’re always “tied up”!

What do you call a pretzel in a car? A “wheel knot”!

What do you call a pretzel that’s a lawyer? A “knot-ary public”!

What do you call a pretzel in a suit? A “knot-ty” professional!

Why don’t pretzels make good actors? They always “flub” their lines!

Why don’t pretzels ever get lost? Because they always know where to “turn”!

Why did the pretzel go to the casino? It felt “lucky dough”!

Why are pretzels like comedians? They always “crack” you up!

Why are pretzels never fat? They always “twist” off their calories!

Why don’t pretzels get invited to parties? They always bring “salty” snacks!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite time of day? “Twilight”, because it loves the “twist”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move? The twist!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of weather? “Salty” air!

What do you call a pretzel that can sing? A “dough-cappella”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of plant? A “fern”, because it loves the “fronds”!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite type of math? “Geometry”, because they love angles!

Why are pretzels never surprised? They always expect the “twist”!

Why was the pretzel a good basketball player? It always has the best “knots”!

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