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Pregnancy jokes 🤰👶 in 2025

What hurts even more than childbirth?
– Having to sing “Wheels on the Bus” 20,000 times a day.

“Are you the lady who doesn’t realize she’s pregnant until she’s sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?”

“Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.”

How many days in a month?
– Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 742.

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
– When the kids are in college.

Is there anything you should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
– Pregnancy.

“There’s a whole birthing plan, but what is the plan other than to get it out? I mean, there isn’t an option to kind of keep it in, is there? So I’m assuming my plan is to get it out. But apparently, there’s more to the plan than that. I don’t know what that is.

How do you know kidney stones are worse than pregnancy?
– After a kidney stone, nobody says, “let’s have another.”

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
– For men to be the ones who get pregnant

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