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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2025

I took my jacket potato to the dentist yesterday.
-It needed a filling.

How do you know a potato is in a bad mood?
-When theyโ€™re acting salty.

Mr. Potato Headโ€™s wife is upset.
-She claims he wonโ€™t tater anywhere.

What do you call a chip with glasses?
-A spec-tater.

What do you call a yam with a broom?
-A sweep potato.

What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game?
-Iโ€™m rooting for you.

What do you get after a potato rain storm?
– Spuddles.

What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo?
-A pouch potato.

Why did the French fry win the race?
-Because it was fast food.

Looking for potato puns?
– You can always count on me to chip in.

All potato puns areโ€ฆ
– pomme de terrible.

What do you call a passenger train made out of sweet potatoes?
-A Yamtrack.

What do you say at a restaurant when they ask whether you want salad or chips?
-I’m not taking sides.

What do you call a stolen yam?
– A hot potato.

What do you call a first aid vehicle made out of potatoes?
-A yambulance.

What’s a potato’s favourite TV show?
-Starch Trek.

What do you call a good-looking french fry?
-A hot potato.

What do potatoes eat for breakfast?
-Pota-toast with jelly.

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