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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2025

What do you call potatoes that have gone over to the dark side?
-Vader Tots.

Why wouldnโ€™t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
-He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you get when you put potatoes on the kitchen floor?
– Mashed potatoes.

Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes?
– Tuber-culosis.

What do you use to carry potatoes?
-A tater tote.

What is the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
-Oneโ€™s a heated yam, and oneโ€™s a yeeted ham.

What do you call a Trans potato?
-A French fry

What does a potato say on a sunny morning?
-What a mashing day!

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s favorite song to dance to at a Halloween party?
-The โ€œMonster Mash.โ€

What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo?
– A pouch potato.

What do you call a potato at a football game?
-A spec-tater.

Why canโ€™t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?
-Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.

What’s the difference between pea soup and mashed potato?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pee soup.

What do you get when you put an elephant and a load of potatoes together?
-Mashed potatoes.

What did the sweet potato say to the regular potato?
– โ€œI yam what I yamโ€.

A guy goes into a store and asks if they sell Potato Clocks. The assistant says โ€œSorry sir, we donโ€™t. We have battery clocks, electrical clocks, wind up clocks. In fact, Iโ€™ve never heard of a potato clock.โ€ The man saysโ€ฆ
-โ€œNeither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow and my wife said I should get a potato clock.โ€

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
-None.

I yam always very happyโ€ฆ
– to eat sweet potatoes.

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