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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2024

Two Amish women are digging potatoes in a field. The first turns to the other, hefts two large taters, and says โ€œThese potatoes remind me of my Jacobโ€.
-The second replies โ€œTheyโ€™re that big?โ€
โ€œNoโ€, the first says. โ€œTheyโ€™re that dirty.โ€

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s favorite TV show?
-Starch Trek.

โ€œHow was your day?โ€ The steak asked the gloomy potato.
-The potato replied, โ€œIt was tater-ible.โ€

What do you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight?
– An agi-tater.

What do you call a spinning potato?
-A rotate-o.

What kind of potato would Kim Jong Un be?
-A dic-tater.

What do you call a monkey that sells chips?
-A Chipmunk.

I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories.
– I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes.

What do you get after a potato rainstorm?
– Spuddles.

Why did the sea monster eat twelve boats carrying sacks of potatoes?
-Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.

What do you call a chip with glasses?
-A spec-tater.

Why does everyone love cooking with potatoes?
-Theyโ€™re very a-peeling.

I love cooking with potatoes.
– I find them very a-peeling.

What do you call a chip that makes fun of you?
-A tater-taunt.

What do you call a potato that gets things done?
-A facilitate.

What do you call a skateboarding potato that’s careful with money?
-A Chipskate.

Why shouldnโ€™t you give a zombie mashed potatoes?
– Because theyโ€™re already a little grave-y.

Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?
-It was decap-potatoed.

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