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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2025

What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo?
– A pouch potato.

What do you call a potato at a football game?
-A spec-tater.

Why canโ€™t a farmer keep secrets on her farm?
-Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.

What’s the difference between pea soup and mashed potato?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pee soup.

What do you get when you put an elephant and a load of potatoes together?
-Mashed potatoes.

What did the sweet potato say to the regular potato?
– โ€œI yam what I yamโ€.

A guy goes into a store and asks if they sell Potato Clocks. The assistant says โ€œSorry sir, we donโ€™t. We have battery clocks, electrical clocks, wind up clocks. In fact, Iโ€™ve never heard of a potato clock.โ€ The man saysโ€ฆ
-โ€œNeither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow and my wife said I should get a potato clock.โ€

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
-None.

I yam always very happyโ€ฆ
– to eat sweet potatoes.

What do you call a potato at a sports game?
– A spec-tater.

What do you call a fake potato?
-An imi-tater.

Why didnโ€™t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
-IBecause he was a common-tater.

What’s a potato’s favourite song to dance to at a Halloween party?
– The ‘Monster Mash’

Who is the most powerful potato?
-Darth Tater.

What do you call a baby potato?
-Small fry.

Why didnโ€™t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said?
-Because the sandwich was full of baloney

What do you say to a baked potato thatโ€™s angry?
-Anything you like, just butter it up

What is a potatoโ€™s life philosophy?
-I think, therefore I yam.

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