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Potato Jokes ๐Ÿฅ” in 2025

What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig?
-One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.

Who is a potatoโ€™s favorite author?
– Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

What do you call a potato thatโ€™s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
-A hesi-tater.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
-Because they keep their eyes peeled.

How did the Irish potato become bilingual?
-He became a French Fry.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?
-A medi-tator

Whatโ€™s the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?
-Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pea soup.

Why did the potato cross the road?
-He saw a fork up ahead.

Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s least favorite dance?
-The Mash Potato.

Did you hear about that potato that had its head chopped off?
– It was decap-potatoed.

What do you call potatoes with right angles?
– Square roots

What instrument does a spud play?
– A โ€œtuber.โ€

What’s a sweet potato’s favourite horror film?
-Silence of the Yams.

Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen.
-Itโ€™s called the SPUDnic.

What do you call a chip that makes fun of you?
-A tater-taunt.

How does a potato win at Street Fighter?
-By mashing the kick button.

Why did I win the potato-hiding-contest?
-Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.

What do you call a potato that’s afraid to go into hot water?
– A hes-i-tater.

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