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What do possums call a boring party? A “dead” beat event!

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Why did the possum go to a fancy restaurant? It wanted to taste the high life before playing dead again!

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Why don’t possums like hot weather? They can’t hang out in the sun!

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What’s a possum’s favorite dance move? The dead drop!

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Why don’t possums use cell phones? They’re afraid they’ll “drop” the call!

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Why did the possum go to the coffee shop? It needed a strong brew to feel “alive” again!

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