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Possum jokes in 2025

What’s a possum’s life motto? “Hang in there, it gets better!”

What did the possum say to its date at the restaurant? “I’m dead serious about you!”

Why don’t possums like fast food? They prefer to “hang” out at gourmet restaurants!

What’s a possum’s favorite holiday? Halloween – because playing dead is acceptable!

Why did the possum get kicked out of the fruit market? It played dead and scared all the customers!

What did the possum say at the talent show? “I’m hanging around for the results!”

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