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Possum jokes in 2025

Why don’t possums like hot weather? They can’t hang out in the sun!

What’s a possum’s favorite dance move? The dead drop!

Why don’t possums use cell phones? They’re afraid they’ll “drop” the call!

Why did the possum go to the coffee shop? It needed a strong brew to feel “alive” again!

Why did the possum join the band? It wanted to play the “possum-bone”!

What’s a possum’s favorite type of music? Death metal – it’s all about the hits!

Why did the possum go to a music concert? It wanted to see the band perform some “deadly” hits!

What did the possum say to the tailor? “Can you fix my ‘hanging’ problem?”

Why did the possum go to school? It wanted to improve its “possum-abilities”!

Why did the possum join the circus? It was tired of hanging around the forest!

Why don’t possums make good chefs? They always play dead when it’s time to cook!

Why did the possum go to a casino? It wanted to try its luck before playing dead!

Why did the possum refuse to get a pet? It didn’t want to have any “hang-ups”!

Why did the possum go to a flea market? It heard they were selling cheap hangs!

What’s a possum’s favorite sport? Play-dead lifting!

Why did the possum go to the doctor? It felt like it was dying… again!

What did the possum say to the squirrel at the park? “Hang in there, buddy!”

Why do possums love Christmas? They get to hang around the Christmas tree!

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