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Possum jokes in 2024

What did the possum say after a long day? “I’m dead beat!”

What did the possum say to the psychic? “Will I live to see tomorrow?”

Why was the possum a great comedian? It always “killed” the audience!

What did the possum say to its date? “I’m falling “dead” over heels for you!”

Why did the possum go to the therapist? It couldn’t handle the “hanging” around!

Why did the possum go to a farm? It wanted to teach the animals how to play dead!

Why do possums make terrible soccer players? They always end up playing dead!

Why did the possum go to a spa? It wanted to feel alive again!

Why did the possum join the circus? It wanted to “hang” with the acrobats!

Why did the possum start knitting? It wanted to hang around with a new hobby!

Why was the possum always late for work? It couldn’t resist a good “hang” out session!

What’s a possum’s favorite dessert? Dead velvet cake!

What’s a possum’s life motto? “Hang in there, it gets better!”

What did the possum say to its date at the restaurant? “I’m dead serious about you!”

Why don’t possums like fast food? They prefer to “hang” out at gourmet restaurants!

What’s a possum’s favorite holiday? Halloween – because playing dead is acceptable!

Why did the possum get kicked out of the fruit market? It played dead and scared all the customers!

What did the possum say at the talent show? “I’m hanging around for the results!”

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