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Possum jokes in 2025

Why did the possum get a job at a tech company? It wanted to hang out in the cloud!

What did the possum say to the bartender? “I’ll have a dead on arrival, please!”

Why did the possum go to the opera? It heard the music was “dead” good!

Why don’t possums like playing hide and seek? They always play dead and get found out!

Why did the possum join a book club? It wanted to hang out with some literary folks!

What did the possum do at the comedy show? It killed them with laughter!

Why did the possum go to a magic show? It wanted to learn how to disappear!

What do possums do at concerts? They hang around backstage!

What do possums call a boring party? A “dead” beat event!

Why did the possum go to a fancy restaurant? It wanted to taste the high life before playing dead again!

Why don’t possums like hot weather? They can’t hang out in the sun!

What’s a possum’s favorite dance move? The dead drop!

Why don’t possums use cell phones? They’re afraid they’ll “drop” the call!

Why did the possum go to the coffee shop? It needed a strong brew to feel “alive” again!

Why did the possum join the band? It wanted to play the “possum-bone”!

What’s a possum’s favorite type of music? Death metal – it’s all about the hits!

Why did the possum go to a music concert? It wanted to see the band perform some “deadly” hits!

What did the possum say to the tailor? “Can you fix my ‘hanging’ problem?”

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