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Possum jokes in 2025

Why was the possum always late for work? It couldn’t resist a good “hang” out session!

What’s a possum’s favorite dessert? Dead velvet cake!

What’s a possum’s life motto? “Hang in there, it gets better!”

What did the possum say to its date at the restaurant? “I’m dead serious about you!”

Why don’t possums like fast food? They prefer to “hang” out at gourmet restaurants!

What’s a possum’s favorite holiday? Halloween – because playing dead is acceptable!

Why did the possum get kicked out of the fruit market? It played dead and scared all the customers!

What did the possum say at the talent show? “I’m hanging around for the results!”

Why did the possum go to the beauty salon? It needed a new “hang-out” look!

Why did the possum go to a ski resort? It wanted to experience the thrill before playing dead again!

What did the possum say at the job interview? “I’m great at hanging around!”

Why did the possum go to a dance party? It wanted to do the “possum” shuffle!

What did the possum say to the raccoon at the gym? “Don’t drop the weight on me!”

Why did the possum go to a comedy show? It wanted to die laughing!

What did the possum do on its vacation? It went on a “hang gliding” tour!

Why did the possum go to the bakery? It heard the pastries were “to die for”!

Why did the possum go to the art gallery? It had a taste for “dead” still paintings!

Why don’t possums make good secret agents? They always “drop” their cover!

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