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Possum jokes in 2025

Why did the possum go to school? It wanted to improve its “possum-abilities”!

Why did the possum join the circus? It was tired of hanging around the forest!

Why don’t possums make good chefs? They always play dead when it’s time to cook!

Why did the possum go to a casino? It wanted to try its luck before playing dead!

Why did the possum refuse to get a pet? It didn’t want to have any “hang-ups”!

Why did the possum go to a flea market? It heard they were selling cheap hangs!

What’s a possum’s favorite sport? Play-dead lifting!

Why did the possum go to the doctor? It felt like it was dying… again!

What did the possum say to the squirrel at the park? “Hang in there, buddy!”

Why do possums love Christmas? They get to hang around the Christmas tree!

What did the possum say after a long day? “I’m dead beat!”

What did the possum say to the psychic? “Will I live to see tomorrow?”

Why was the possum a great comedian? It always “killed” the audience!

What did the possum say to its date? “I’m falling “dead” over heels for you!”

Why did the possum go to the therapist? It couldn’t handle the “hanging” around!

Why did the possum go to a farm? It wanted to teach the animals how to play dead!

Why do possums make terrible soccer players? They always end up playing dead!

Why did the possum go to a spa? It wanted to feel alive again!

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